What is your favorite dirty limerick? Please refrain from spelling the blue words in your answer.?

Well there's the eloquently non-dirty:

There was a young lady from Riga,

Who went for a ride on a tiger,

They came back from the ride

With the lady inside,

and a smile on the face of the tiger

Or the inevitable:

There was a young man from Nantucket,

Who grew very weary of all the rhymes about him.

This is cute and not really dirty. I don't know the source. There was a young maid from Madras

Who had the most beautiful a--

Not round and pink, as you probably think

But brown, with two ears, and ate grass.

A bawd in a brothel did waken

To find all her sex organs aching.

She thought it Will's (Shakespeare) doing

But all that rough screwing

Was authored by Sir Francis Bacon

I like "There was an old miner named Dave" That was one of Johnny Carson's favorites, he used to refer to it on the Tonight show from time to time.

lol, my aunt came up with this one.

there once was a priest from nantucket.

he got real mad so he said f*** it.

there was not a girl

he could take for a whirl

he had to make do with a bucket.

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. When she got there, the cupboard was bare, so the dog gave her a bone of his own.

There once was a man from Nantucket,

whose d**k was so big he could suck it,

he said with a grin,

as he wiped off his chin,

"If my ear was a c**t I would f**k it!"

I like the answer of smci.

Interesting question.

Well asked!

wow, I never thought I would see that question in here!!